Response to Spammers

I like the fact that this blog is protected by Akismet.  It keeps most of the silly comments from spammers away from you.  These comments end up in a queue in the dashboard that lets me review them just in case a good comment gets trapped.  Usually, I just go in and blow them away.  As you can see from the volume, if I had to do this manually, I’d be a very busy person.

But, periodically, I will take a look at the comments – maybe from boredom but mostly for amusement.  As I’ve done in the past, I thought I’d share a few today.

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and look forward to new posts.

Yes, I’ve heard of Twitter.  Where do I click to give you permission?

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Caught red-handed.  I specifically write posts and have chosen WordPress for my host because it is Internet Explorer hostile.

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You’re welcome.  What a nice young spammer.

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That really hurt.  I spent hours researching the facts and did my academic best.

Greetings from Colorado! I’m bored to death at work so I decided to check out your blog on my iphone during lunch break. I love the information you present here and can’t wait
to take a look when I get home. I’m amazed at how fast your blog loaded on my cell phone .. I’m not even
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My lifelong goal has always been to amuse the bored in Colorado.

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That’s four minutes that I’d rather allocate to doing something else.  SEO takes all the fun out of the web.

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A dishonest mouse clicks the previous internet page?

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I just make this stuff up.  Now you know!

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Oh, back again?  Thanks for continuing to be so polite.

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My apologies to my regular readers for wasting your time today!