… old computer jokes? (groaners)
We nerdy, geeky types have always liked a good computer joke or pun. It makes us laugh and smile at those who hear the joke but don’t get it.
From the recesses of my memory, I thought I’d pull out some classics. Smile if you get them!
I haven’t lost my mind; it’s backed up on floppy disc somewhere
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots
Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results, has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
A physicist, chemist and computer scientific were traveling in a car
The car breaks down and all three of them step out and stare at the car.
The physicist says, “Probably a mechanical failure, let’s look at the engine.”
The chemist says, “Unlikely, the fuel is probably of a low grade which must be the culprit.”
The computer scientist says, “Let’s try closing windows, opening windows and see if it fixes it.“
My wife said: Please go to the store and buy a carton of milk and if they have eggs, get six. I came back with six cartons of milk and told her they had eggs.
Now that you’ve stopped groaning, how about your own? Surely you must have a computer related joke that you’d like to share with us in the comments below.
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