It’s probably the result of the Vikings / Lions game but I feel like kicking somebody. Fortunately, there are spammers.
To Spammer #1
Nah, I’m good. Leave me alone. Wait a minute. I can make money on this? Wow, whee! Give me references and we’ll move forward.
To Spammer #2
I didn’t make it to the short list of the Edublog Awards. How about that? Forget Google; get me listed somewhere important.
To Spammer #3
I know that I’m incredible. You, on the other hand, seem barely literate. I doubt that he’ll be writing for this blog any time soon. Literacy doesn’t fall far from the tree.
To Spammer #4
Does Netflix know that you’re doing this?
To Spammer #5
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Sorry to waste your time but I feel a little better. Serious blog post should arrive tomorrow morning at 5am.